Posts Tagged ‘ landon donovan ’

Landon Donovan Called up by Mexican National Team

June 1, 2014
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The following is satire and was written by Brian Halloran. In shocking news, after the broken leg suffered by Mexican midfielder Luis Montes in yesterday’s friendly against Ecuador, the Mexican national football team has called up former United States’ standout Landon Donovan. The Mexican government simultaneously announced that they have granted Donovan political asylum...

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Video: Landon Donovan’s Goal and Assist in L.A. Galaxy Win over Sporting KC

April 21, 2013
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It was a banner week for many USMNT players with goals from Clint Dempsey, Alejandro Bedoya, Sacha Kljestan and Mix Diskerud. However, one man’s performance, in particular, has to be exciting to USMNT fans. Landon Donovan, in only his second league start in 2013, picked up a goal and an assist in the L.A....

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USMNT: Trying to Make Sense of Jurgen Klinsmann’s Roster for the Mexico Friendly

August 13, 2012
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In June, US Soccer announced that the USMNT would be facing Mexico in a friendly on August 15th at the famed Estadio Azteca in Mexico City. When it was first announced, many USMNT fans were hopeful that this would be an opportunity for the U.S. to finally put itself back on equal footing with...

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8 USMNT Players Who Need a New Club Next Season

July 7, 2012
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As the United States Men’s National Team has finished up its summer slate of friendlies and World Cup qualifiers and many clubs beginning to open up their pre-season camps in preparation for the 2012-13 season, many USMNT fans have been wondering what clubs their favorite players will be suiting up for in the coming...

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USMNT v Antigua: Picking the Best Team USA Lineup For World Cup 2014 Qualifier

June 3, 2012
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It has been an up and down week for the Americans heading into World Cup qualifying. Following the demolition of Scotland last weekend in a 5-1 victory, the Americans were soundly beaten 4-1 by Brazil only three days later. In its latest friendly, the United States Men’s National Team tied Canada 0-0 in a...

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